Ted Pratt:
Yep... I smell fuckwits.

Mike Paddock:
You saved our arses back there Northey. Where'd you get the shooter?

Northey:
Oh, it's my father's.

Mike Paddock:
Aren't they illegal now?

Northey:
It's for sporting purposes.

Mike Paddock:
Right. And tell me again, which sport is it that uses a semi-automatic weapon?

Northey:
Golf. He's a very aggressive golfer.

Ben Kinnear:
Fuck me rigid... he's fair up the clack!

Julie Bale:
You here on your own?

Ben Kinnear:
Yeah, my girlfriend's...

Julie Bale:
Imaginary?

Ben Kinnear:
Photocopier's busted.

Julie Bale:
Still?

Ben Kinnear:
Yeah. I have to walk round the office describing my arse to everybody.

Gavin Clack:
Welcome back to The Million Dollar Question, the show where ordinary Australians can win up to twenty thousand dollars.