Paris Morgan:
I made you Al, I will work overtime to break you Alvin!

Paris Morgan:
Come down out of that tree.

Paris Morgan:
Look, Al, I think you're starting to feel yourself way to much.

Alvin Johnson:
I do not! Who told you that, Walter? My mother said you'll go blind!

Paris Morgan:
Look, whatever!

Alvin Johnson:
Morning dime pieces!

Aretha Johnson:
Mama! Alvin's taking drugs!

Aretha Johnson:
School? Liar! Today's Senior Ditch Day.

Alvin Johnson:
You know what? Lil' biscuit-head is right.

Mia:
This ain't Burger King! You can't always have it your way!