Ben:
Did you hear about Lucas? It's suicide!

Rena:
What do you mean?

Ben:
He's gone out for the football team!

Cappie:
Are you interested in politics?

Maggie:
So so.

Cappie:
Are you interested in cars?

Maggie:
No.

Cappie:
Are you interested in wide receivers?

Maggie:
What's that?

Cappie:
The position I play.

Maggie:
Oh, is that what you do? Sorta.

Cappie:
Are you interested in being kissed?

Maggie:
Yes.

Lucas:
If you're so depressed, how come you're eating pizza?

Lucas:
This equipment doesn't fit.

Coach:
No, it's you that don't fit.

Lucas:
Either you're an athlete or you're not an athlete.

Lucas:
You can't ever make me quit, EVER!

Coach:
Bly, in!

Lucas:
What position?

Coach:
Prone!

Maggie:
Where are you going?

Lucas:
To the dance.

Maggie:
By yourself?

Lucas:
Hey, I'm a party animal.

Coach:
Hear me good, you pissant! Because I'm only going to tell you one more time.

Lucas:
Don't you call me that! Don't you call me a pissant you dumb fucking jock!

Coach:
What'd you say?

Lucas:
You heard me, pencil-brain! I mean, who are we kidding here, who is the pissant? The second-rate coach of a third rate team or me?

Maggie:
You know how wonderful you are?

Lucas:
Yeah, but it doesn't turn you on, does it?

Bruno:
Guys, what do you say? You coming out for the football team or not? We're trying to find you a jersey but we're all out of pup tents.

Ben:
You should talk, shit breath!

Bruno:
Luke, Luke! Get that ball away and puke! Ben and Luke! I'm going to puke!

Lucas:
Let's go...

Ben:
Don't let him scare you away!

Lucas:
Scare me away?

Ben:
Yeah, just tell him to eat shit.

Lucas:
I guess everybody has their own idea of fun. Some people go to football games. Other people do less superficial things.

Maggie:
Look, just because you don't approve of something, doesn't mean other people don't have a right to enjoy it. You're in the band aren't you?

Lucas:
Yeah?

Maggie:
So?

Lucas:
So?

Maggie:
So the band goes to football games!

Lucas:
We're totally different!

Maggie:
Why?

Lucas:
Because the band does not have fun there!

Lucas:
There is a dance on friday and if you and Alise could take Maggie and me, it'd be great. See, she has to meet people. She has a strong need for acceptance.

Cappie:
I'm just being nice to her.

Alise:
Well, stop being nice to her! I don't want you talking to her anymore, I don't want to turn around and see you walking with her and smiling at her. I don't want her in this car on Friday night. We're not giving her any ride to any goddamn dance, she can put her fat ass on the back of Lucas's bike where it damn well belongs!