Funerals are such a solemn time. You can make them a more..."up" experience by distributing cookie dough, wrapped in dark parchment to your mourners
All Finished, Mrs Baines
Murray did you know that cookie dough is one of the best ways of saying "welcome to my home"? And the dark parchment, well, that speaks for itself. If you can't find dark parchment at your local supplier, you can always use some black string, and well if you can't find that, you can use a black shoelace. Just make sure it's not nylon.