Mafia Vs. Ninja 
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Jack Doe: My friend, what are you doing?
Charlie Woo: Ya wanna know? I'm gonna kill ya, ya bastard!
Mr. Jones: You want me to leave, but why do you stay here?
The Japanese: I stay here, because I am a ninja warrior. The Ninja Kung-Fu... is the best!
Mimo: *That* was a hat. *This* is a knife!
Charlie Woo: I warn you: You can insult me, but you can't insult my country!
Jack Doe: There is a saying: A trouble shared, is a trouble halved.