Tad Page:
I've known a lot of go-getters. I've been pallbearer to about ten of 'em. They're just so darn busy goin' and gettin', they didn't have time to breathe.

Tad Page:
Oh no, I've got no respect for anybody who was born lazy. That's like being born a king. They didn't do anything to get there. Oh, I had to develop it. Took me a long time to get where I am.

Dwight Dawson:
That kiss took five years off my life... ...hey, careful, I'll be too young to vote!