Hey Jeff, did you hear that? We can't run the lights and the smoke machine at the same time. There's not enough power.
We're doing a goddamn Paramount motion picture, and we can't put on fog and lights at the same time? That's not too much to ask, man. Fog and lights together at once for a major motion picture?
I hated the Pacific Northwest, man. It rains all the time, people don't like to work there. No one wants to live in misery all the time. And then you go there, you go into a bar, and everyone hates you because you're on TV. That's why Kurt Cobain killed himself, because everyone was player-hating on him. If I lived in the Pacific Northwest, I would have killed myself years ago.
I was in Japan at this stupid Japanese nightclub, and it was just crazy in there. The only two hot chicks I that I saw, I was boogying down with them, and they turned out to be dudes. There I am trying to buy a freaking dude a drink, and then all of a sudden, man. I don't even remember how I found out, I was so wasted, but geez, if I didn't find out, I was that close to a major intimate encounter with a dude.