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Malibu's Most Wanted Quotes (2003)
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Famous Malibu's Most Wanted Quotations
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Malibu's Most Wanted stars Jamie Kennedy (Scream) as a white boy named Brad (or, as he prefers it, B-Rad) from the beach community north of L.A. who thinks he's a hip-hop star on the verge of discovery. His wannabe rap star persona is an embarrassment to his father's political campaign, so his father's handlers hire two actors (Anthony Anderson and Taye Diggs) to pretend to be ghetto gangsters, kidnap B-Rad, and "scare the black out of him." The movie's main source of comedy is that these prissy actors are no more street than B-Rad, so they're posing even more than he is. Malibu's Most Wanted isn't the Scary Movie-style lampoon you might expect; it's actually a surprisingly earnest character comedy about the cultural behaviors people use to identify themselves. This approach may get in the way of some potential laughs, but it also gives the movie some heart. --Bret Fetzer
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- B-Rad: And If I work hard, I can be the biggest rapper there ever was?
Ronnie Rizzat: Rapper? Hell no you stink.
B-Rad: Don't be hatin'.
Ronnie Rizzat: I'd rather eat garbage then listen to your sorry ass rhymes. »
- B-Rad: I think today is a good day to die, don't you? YAY YAAAAAYYYY! »
- B-Rad: I'm gonna be on the campaign trizzy too, 24/7. you know, kissin' babies and whatnot. »
- B-rad: KING KONG... AIN'T GOT NOTHIN'... ON ME! AAAAAGHHHHHH! »
- B-Rad: RUN, BITCH! HE GONNA KIIILLLLL YOU! »
- B-Rad: Stuart Little?
Ronnie Rizzat: Negro please. That little white rat ain't got nuttin' on me. »
- Brad Gluckman: I got sumtin' to say, and I need the world to hear it. I'm a lyricologist. I can rap about anything. Shrink, shrink. Blinkity-blink. Tried to make me think. Wanna go to my sink. And vomit. Clean it up wit' Comet. Earth is my planet. See? I'm the shiznit. »
- Brad Gluckman: My name is B-rad. Not Robbie van Winkle. I like my lattes non-fat and don't fo-get the sprinkle. »
- Brad Gluckman: Traffic, traffic lookin' fo my chapstick, feelin' kinda car sick, there's a Ford Maverick. »
- Gary: You know who this is! I'm from Bill Gluckman's office!
Tec: Damn! He's the one that's down with the bitches and hoes!
Tec: What? you think we ignint just cuz we live in tha hood?
Gary: No, I didn't say that.
Tec: Whatever »
- PJ: If you jacked it, how come you got a receipt?
B-Rad: I stole that too. »
- PJ: What make you think you know what goes down up in the hood anyway?
B-rad: BET. »
- Sean: This ain't no picnic bitch! »
- Tec: Damn doesn't anyone know where the damn driveway is! »
- Tec: Grab Fatback! I got Milkdud.
PJ: I'm soft. »
- Tec: Hey, yo, that was ill. Hey, where'd you learn that from?
B-rad: Grand Theft Auto 3.
Tec: Word? Can I borrow that?
B-rad: You got a, uh, Playstation 2?
Tec: Nah, I got GameCast.
B-rad: GameCast? Well, there's GameCube and then there's Dreamcast. Which you got?
Tec: Well, I said I got Gamecast, man. Damn! I can't afford it! »
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