Angus:
Do you know there are some places in the world where they pay you to think?

Angus MacNeil:
I've been sober too long, Margaret; it's kept me from thinking straight.

Doctor 1:
Your brother, you took his...

Margaret MacNeil:
Dick.

Doctor 1:
Penis. Yes, why?

Margaret MacNeil:
Because at this age, it was the most important thing he had.

Doctor 1:
You took your grandfather's lungs?

Margaret MacNeil:
Yes.

Doctor 1:
Then you took your husband's lungs? Why?

Margaret MacNeil:
Because I wanted to show what a good set of lungs looked like.