Marshal's Daughter 
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Sliding Billy Murray: And before I became an actor on the showboat, I used to drive a stagecoach.
Miss Tiddlewell: You did?
Sliding Billy Murray: Yeah, I drove a stagecoach without any wheels.
Miss Tiddlewell: What held it up?
Sliding Billy Murray: Bandits.
Sliding Billy Murray: Would you believe it - that every morning I brought my pretty teachers an apple.
Miss Tiddlewell: Oh, teacher's pet!
Sliding Billy Murray: One of them did.
Sliding Billy Murray: I want to tell you we're sure glad to be here. We had a rough trip. But we brought along the mail... and a couple of females, too.
Drunk: Hey, you, come here. Give me another drink before the fight starts.
Bartender: Say, wait a minute. When is this fight gonna start?
Drunk: When you find out I can't pay for the drinks!
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