Martha:
I've heard you British guys are all gentleman. You are British aren't you?

Daniel:
English actually.

Daniel:
Really Frank, if you can't afford it stay at home. It really is embarrassing.

Frank:
My perfect partner is me.

Martha:
You?

Frank:
Yeah, me... with breasts.

Laurence:
Of course I wasn't alright. I'd just been knocked unconscious and now an American, who'd never driven a stick shift, was driving my car down the wrong side of the road.

Frank:
This is what women feel like when they give birth.

Daniel:
Yeah, except my hand kind of hurts.

Frank:
Everyone has sex on aeroplanes.

Laurence:
When I get nervous, I never say anything. I just sit there and get uptight.

Laurence:
In finding the right person you need someone with all the right similarities, yet all the right differences. Someone to read your mind instinctively, yet cover your weaknesses.