Vinnie Gognitti:
No, no. Not Max Payne. Fuck, fuck, fuck.

Vinnie Gognitti:
Payne? Oh, no! Not him! Fuck! Fuck! Fuck!

Vinnie Gognitti:
Well, what are you waiting for? Circle around and kill him! Kill the cop!

Cleaner:
Take him down! Find the bitch! Kill her!

Vinnie Gognitti:
What? I'm a collector! There's nothin' nerdy about it, I'm a collector! Lots of tough guys are into this stuff! Frankie was into this stuff, he was a fuckin' tough guy! Just you wait till I sell my collection on eBay...

Mona Sax:
There's a contract out on us.

Max Payne:
There's no "us" in this.

Vladimir Lem:
Dearest of all my friends...

Vladimir Lem:
Max, dearest of all my friends. I was supposed to be the hero.

Mona Sax:
God. I turned out to be such a damsel in distress.

Vinnie Gognitti:
Well, that was fun... in a fuckin' terrible, sick, not-at-all-fun kinda way.

Vladimir Lem:
Hypothetically, if the only choice you've got is to do the wrong thing, then it's not really the *wrong* thing, is it? It's more like fate.

Vladimir Lem:
Have no fear, Vlad is here...

Vladimir Lem:
Ladies and gentlemen, allow me to present Max Payne, New York's finest with the biggest mobster body count ever, dearest guests prepare to die... Max I'd love to come and welcome you but I'm busy dodging bullets and hiding under a desk at the moment

Max Payne:
Mona?

Mona Sax:
Max, we've gotta stop meeting like this.

Kaufman:
find him, take care of him...

Max Payne:
Vlad, shut up and stay alive I'm coming

Vladimir Lem:
Max! you heard him, he's coming for you!

Max Payne:
afraid so...

Max Payne:
let's go bail out your boss before he talks us all to death...

Cleaner:
You know, you cops got it easy. All you have to do is go to the crime scene and look around a bit. We're the ones that have to clean up the mess, brains and guts and shit.

Vladimir Lem:
What the fuck is wrong with you, Max? Why don't you just die? You hate life, you're miserable all the time, afraid to enjoy yourself even a little! Face it, you might as well be dead already. Do yourself a favor, give up!

Vladimir Lem:
You have wrecked my restaurant twice now. You can be so damn uncompromising, fanatical about these things, Max. One of these days, it's going to get you killed. You should be glad, Max, I did you a favor, finished off your revenge for you. The murderer of your loved ones is dead!