It's lonely at the top. When I was little, I wrote a poem about it. It went: "The prettiest girl in the mirror is me, but will I still be pretty when there's no one there to see?... me? I wish upon a lucky star to put a happy face on my pain, because it hurts so much to be so cold and so alone... in the... rain."
Hey! I saw you do that, you stuck your hand down your throat and went "Bleh" when I said your show was nice!
Oh no, no, no! I'm just having a problem with my Uvula!
Your Uvula? Hey, listen, that dirty talk may work in your songs and interviews, but I'm a family man. I could've gone to Monster Trucks tonight.
Ow, even my armpit hairs are burned!
Do you know something, though? You were fabulous tonight.
Oh yes! Oh yes, yes, yes.
What, are you saying I do my best work when I'm being electrocuted?
No, but I have to be honest with you... some people are saying it was the best part of the show.
Really? Well maybe we should keep it in. But a LOT less voltage! Can you do that?
Hey, look, if he's dead then I'm gonna need a NEW boyfriend, right? You can't doodle with a dead noodle. Hah-hah!
Oh, no. There he goes! Actor man, off on another acting adventure: doo-doo-doo! He'll be back. Oh my God! Is that what Shakespeare looked like? He's a balding geek with a bad perm! I'm not doing this.
Vanna White, Ed McMahon / Nicolette Sheridan / Mary Hart, Chuck Woolery / Are as vague as they can be. / Brooke Shields, Dawber Pam / Personality of Spam / Wilson Philips love to sing and Wreck the cover of a magazine / Christie Brinkley, Brosnan Pierce / Bland and boring, something fierce. / Daniel Quayle's brain is gone. / Debbie Gibson gives good yawn. / Kelly LeBrock thinks she's great / She's just cold boogars on a paper plate / Why they're famous we don't know, but / Paula Abdul's gotta go / Ladies with no point of view, fellas who don't have a clue / Don't just stand there, let's get to it / Strike a pose, there's nothing to it / Vague, let your body move without thinking / Vague, let your body move without thinking
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