Stars: Barry Bostwick, Michael Beck, Persis Khambatta, Edward Mulhare
Genre: Sci-Fi, Action
Rating: PG (Parental Guidance Suggested)
Runtime: 99 minutes
Well, there are reasons for everything we do, Major.
And do they include leaving your guests to bake in the middle of the desert, greeted by a cowboy, and be attacked by wild creatures?
Well, if it's a comfortable tour you're looking for, I have connections... at DisneyLand!
Well, I know how you feel, and I've been there myself. Let me see. One time before I made a jump into the night, an old buddy of mine told me something that made me feel a whole lot better.
What, what did he tell you to do?
Well, he said, "You love 'em in blue and you love them in red. But most of all you love them in blue."
That's totally inapplicable to anything that's going on here. And it's _dumb_. Who told you that?
But it's very wise. Very wise.