Men O'War 
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Ollie: When I ask you to have a drink, you refuse!
Ollie: Okay, soda, soda, soda, and what will you have Stan?
Ollie: When I ask you to have a drink, you must refuse!
Ollie: Okay, so soda, soda, soda, and my dear Stan, what will you have?
Stan: I don't want any.
Girl: Oh, General, don't be a piker.
Stan: Okay, I'll have a banana split.
Sodajerk: What flavor?
Stan: I don't like frassasass.
Ollie: And why did you do it?
Stan: I had to. My half was on the bottom. I had to drink it all to get it.
Ollie: Go ahead and drink your half.
Ollie: Do you know what you've done?
Ollie: What made you do it?
Stan: I couldn't help it.
Stan: My half was on the bottom.
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