Men O'War

Ollie:
When I ask you to have a drink, you refuse!

Stan:
Okay.

Ollie:
Okay, soda, soda, soda, and what will you have Stan?

Stan:
Soda.

Ollie:
When I ask you to have a drink, you must refuse!

Stan:
Okay.

Ollie:
Okay, so soda, soda, soda, and my dear Stan, what will you have?

Stan:
I don't want any.

Girl:
Oh, General, don't be a piker.

Stan:
Okay, I'll have a banana split.

Sodajerk:
What flavor?

Ollie:
Sassafras.

Stan:
I don't like frassasass.

Ollie:
And why did you do it?

Stan:
I had to. My half was on the bottom. I had to drink it all to get it.

Ollie:
Go ahead and drink your half.

Ollie:
Do you know what you've done?

Ollie:
What made you do it?

Stan:
I couldn't help it.

Ollie:
Why?

Stan:
My half was on the bottom.