Gwyn Marcus:
I figure marriage is kind of like Miami: it's hot and stormy, and occasionally a little dangerous... but if it's really so awful, why is there still so much traffic?

Matt:
Can't you just relax and enjoy the moment?

Gwyn:
No, I'm a middle child. I always think the really good moments are happening to someone else.

Matt:
Why do you always assume the worst about people!

Gwyn:
Statistics!