Marley:
Scrooge, remember when I was alive I robbed from widows and swindled the poor?

Scrooge:
Yes, and all in the same day. Oh, you had class, Jacob.

Marley:
Ha-yuk. Yup. Er, no, no! I was wrong. And as punishment, I'm forced to carry these heavy chains for eternity. Maybe even longer.

Ghost of Christmas Past:
Listen, Scrooge, if men were measured by kindness, you'd be no bigger than a speck of dust.

Scrooge:
Ho-hum. Kindness is of little use in this world.

Ghost of Christmas Past:
You didn't always think so. Come on, Scrooge, it's time to go.

Scrooge:
Then go!

Ebenezer Scrooge:
Spirit, whose lonely grave is this?

Ghost of Christmas Future:
Why, yours, Ebenezer! The richest man in the cementery! HAHAHAHAHAHA!

Cratchit:
Tomorrow is Christmas and I was wondering if I could have... Half a day off?

Scrooge:
Christmas, eh? Uh, er... I suppose so. But I'll dock you half a day's pay. Let's see, I pay you two shillings a day...

Cratchit:
Two shillings and a halfpenny, Sir.

Scrooge:
Oh yes, I gave you that raise three years ago.

Cratchit:
Yes, sir, when I started doing your laundry.

Fred:
I've come to give you a wreath and invite you to Christmas dinner.

Scrooge:
Well, I suppose you're going to have plump goose with chesnut dressing?

Fred:
Yup.

Scrooge:
And will you have plum pudding and lemon sauce?

Fred:
Yeah, boy oh boy.

Scrooge:
And candied fruit with spiced sugar cakes?

Fred:
Uh-huh. Will you come?

Scrooge:
Are you daft, Man? You know I can't eat that stuff! Take your wreath and out, out, OUT!

Scrooge:
What's this world coming to, Cratchit? You work all your life to get money and people want you to give it away.

Scrooge:
Bah humbug!

Scrooge:
Hmm... Two minutes fast.

Scrooge:
Well, never mind those two minutes. You may go now.

Cratchit:
Oh thank you, sir! You're so kind!

Scrooge:
Never mind the mushy stuff, just go!... But be here all the other early the next day!

Cratchit:
I will, I will, sir! And a Bah Humbug... I mean, a Merry Christmas to you, sir!

Marley:
Tonight, you will be visited by three spirits

Marley:
. Listen to'em. Do what they say, or your chains will be heavier than mine. Farewell, Ebenezer.

Scrooge:
Marley, watch out for that first...

Scrooge:
Step.

Ghost of Christmas Present:
Don't forget the chocolate pot roast with smishmashio... With smiminish... With yogurt.

Tiny Tim:
And God bless us, everyone.

Scrooge:
My partner, Jacob Marley, dead seven years today. Oh, he was a good'n. He robbed from the widows and swindled the poor. In his will, he left me enough money to pay for his tombstone, and I have him burried at sea!

Cratchit:
Oh, that Fred. Always so full of kindness.

Scrooge:
Aye. He always was a little peculiar

Scrooge:
... AND stubborn!

Ghost of Christmas Past:
What's wrong, Scrooge? I thought you enjoyed looking down on the world.

Belle:
Ebeneezer?

Scrooge:
Yes, Isabelle?

Belle:
My eyes are closed, my lips are puckered, and I'm standing under the mistletoe.

Scrooge:
You're also standing on my foot.

Scrooge:
Please, spirit, I can no longer bear these memories. Take me home.

Ghost of Christmas Past:
Remember, Scrooge, you fashioned these memories yourself.

Scrooge:
Please, let me go! Don't eat me!

Ghost of Christmas Present:
Why would the Ghost of Christmas Present... that's me... want to eat a distasteful little miser like you?... Especially when there are so many good things to enjoy in life?

Scrooge:
Where did all this come from?

Ghost of Christmas Present:
From the heart, Scrooge. It's the food of generosity, which you have long denied your fellow man.

Scrooge:
Generosity? Nobody has ever shown me generosity!

Ghost of Christmas Present:
You've never given them a reason to, and yet there are some who still find enough warmth in their hearts even for the likes of you.

Scrooge:
No acquaintence of mine, I assure you.

Ghost of Christmas Present:
Duh, you'll see.

Tiny Tim:
Oh my! Look at all the wonderful things to eat! We must thank Mister Scrooge.

Scrooge:
Tell me, spirit, what's wrong with that tiny lad?

Ghost of Christmas Present:
Much, I'm afraid. If these shadows remain unchanged, I see an empty chair where Tiny Tim once sat.

Scrooge:
Then that means Tim will...

Scrooge:
Spirit, I didn't want this to happen. Tell me these events can yet be changed.

Scrooge:
I'll change! I'LL CHANGE!

Scrooge:
IT'S CHRISTMAS MORNING! I haven't missed it! The spirits have given me another chance!

Cratchit:
Why Mr. Scrooge, Merry Christmas.

Cratchit:
Won't you come in?

Scrooge:
Merry Christmas? Humph! I have another bundle for you.

Cratchit:
But sir, it's Christmas Day.

Scrooge:
Christmas Day, indeed! Just another excuse for being lazy. And another thing, Cratchit! I've had enough of this half-day-off stuff! You leave me no alternative...

Scrooge:
... but to give you...

Tiny Tim:
Toys!

Scrooge:
Yes, toys. No no no no no no no! I'm giving you a raise... and making you my partner.

Scrooge:
What's she cooking, a canary? Surely they have more food than that. Look in the fireplace.

Ghost of Christmas Present:
Huh, where? Oh, that's your laundry.

Scrooge:
And that shy lad in the corner, that's me.

Ghost of Christmas Past:
Yes, that was before you became a miserable miser, consumed by greed.

Scrooge:
Well, nobody's perfect.