Dixie:
Let's vote! There is two letters on each ballot, a Y and a N. A Y means why and and a N means why not.

Dixie:
Somebody's trying to kill me.

Detective Skinner:
If they succeed, I'll come see you again.

Tom Tom:
You shouldn't smoke, 'cause people die of it and sometimes they even get cancer

Stanley Goldkiss:
What my rivals want to buy is any piece of shit they can get on me and flush me down the toilet... They don't need much: one ounce of shit, they make a shit soufflé.

Tom Tom:
Wow, after I jumped it occurred to me life is perfect, life is the best, full of magic, beauty, opportunity... and television... and surprises, lots of surprises, yeah. And then there's the best stuff of course, better than anything anyone ever made up, 'cause it's real...

Detective Skinner:
No matter how strange or despicable you act, I can do one better, because I work for the government!

Detective Skinner:
I could play the violin and wipe my own ass all at the same time.

Eloise:
It's too bad you're a cop, you'd make a great pimp.

Stanley Goldkiss:
The truth is the explanation that most people want to buy.

Tom Tom:
The heart is a sleeping beauty and love the only kiss it can't resist. Even if its eyes lay open wide, there is a heart that sleeps inside. And it's to there you must be hastening. For all hearts dream, they dream only of awakening.

Dixie:
I am the walrus. God is just the middle man.

Terence Scopey:
...because the line between art and garbage can be thin.

Terence Scopey:
Sometimes even artists cannot see it.

Dixie:
Well, it's all about believing, and if we believe in something, then that's real, isn't it? And if enough people believe in the same thing, then... that's reality.