CeCe:
And we never pay for parking. And we never carry cash, it's bad luck.

Margo:
And we never buy our own drinks.

Clifford:
Words to live by.

Margo:
And we never wait in line.

CeCe:
We're all great girls. Kelly might be prettier, but Margo, tell him which one of us is sexier.

Margo:
You're ten points sexier. I'm... what?

CeCe:
No, six pionts sexier and she's ten points bitchier.

Cliffy:
Are you sure it was only ten points?

Clifford:
It's not been a great night for Clifford

Tanya:
I see God doing his laundry, and he doesn't have any change...

CeCe:
You know, Cliffie, the hottest nights are the ones where you don't know who you are coming home with. . .here we are. . .we don't even know who we are going out with!