Richard Dawson:
Name the first article of clothing you take off when you get home from work.

Richard Dawson:
Next question, what time do you get off work?

Pat Sajak:
This is "Wheel of Fortune", Joe!

Gene Rayburn:
Doesn't she have pretty nipples... uh, pretty DIMPLES?

Richard Dawson:
I said name a time that most people get up. And being the Einstein that you are, you said morning. Our survey said... zip! Now if that wasn't bad enough, I then said name a time that most people go to bed, and you said, of course. Night. Our survey said... 2!

Richard Dawson:
Name somthing you might accidentally leave on all night.

Richard Dawson:
Now don't take this the wrong way, but, you are weird.

Richard Dawson:
Name an animal that has letters in its name.