Vernon:
What did you expect, a Holiday Inn? You know I can't afford that.

Evelyn:
And tell your little wife I'll have a surprise for her.

Al:
You girls ever hear of Columbia records? Well that's mine. That's my baby.

Tanya:
My God! You must know Barbara Mandrell!

Al:
Sure do, Barb's made me a fortune.

Crenshaw:
They oughta call this a roach motel!

Crenshaw:
I'm tired of this bullshit. People running around here with snakes, roaches, rats. Killing of one another.