Are you a man who likes to treat himself right?
I've had my moments.
Well, I am. And I'm not ashamed of it. Nobody ever said on their deathbed, "I treated myself too well."
I thought it was, "Nobody ever said I should have spent more time at the office."
Fill in the blanks. I don't mind the office. The point is you only go around once. So, like the Zen say, "Be here now."
You know what this feels like? - When I was in high school the thing I wanted most when I was stuck in class, the thing that I was desperately in pursuit of, was a hall pass. That's all I ever wanted. I loved moving freely around the school while everybody else was trapped in there. That's how I feel right now. Like I have some giant - all day - hall pass.