Bill the Frog:
I'll pick up the bill today, Gil.

Gil the Frog:
Would you like something from the grill, Jill?

Jill the Frog:
No, meat makes me ill, Gil.

Kermit the Frog:
Me? In love with a pig? Wait 'til I tell the guys in marketing.

Kermit the Frog:
Maybe you expected me to go HOG-wild? Perhaps you could bring home the BACON! Ahhh... the sounds of love: su-EEEEE! Oink, oink!

Miss Piggy:
Cancel the show! Hi-yah!

Brooke Shields:
Is something wrong?

Masterson Rat:
Do you believe in interspecies dating?

Brooke Shields:
Well, I've dated some rats before, if that's what you mean.

Kermit the Frog:
I'm staying! You hear that, New York? THE FROG IS STAYING!

Pete:
Big city, hmm? Live. Work, huh? But. Only peoples. Peoples is peoples. No is buildings. Is tomatoes, huh? Is peoples, is dancing, is music, is potatoes. So, peoples is peoples. Okay?

Ronnie Crawford:
Dad! Dad! I've got great news!

Bernard Crawford:
If you two are in love, I don't wanna know about it.

Bernard Crawford:
Just because the whole thing is crazy doesn't mean it won't make it on Broadway!

Kermit's Doctor:
No doubt about it; you've got amnesia.

Statler:
Hey, Waldorf, look. It's the frog and the pig.

Waldorf:
Looks like they're in love.

Statler:
Yeah. Kinda makes you sick, doesn't it?

The Swedish Chef:
Yaa da poppin' corn is...

The Swedish Chef:
3D! Da corn is popping in your face inna...

The Swedish Chef:
3-D!

Gonzo:
Mr. Mayor! Mr. Mayor, I'm looking for a frog who can sing and dance!

The Honorable Edward I. Koch:
If he can balance the budget, I'll hire him!

Kermit the Frog:
Piggy? I thought Gonzo was going to play the minister.

Fozzie Bear:
Oh, I'm sorry. I didn't know this cave was co-ed.

Mr. Skeffington:
Snookums prefers the rubber Wall Street Journal to the rubber Washington Post.

Rowlf:
Don't we all?

Miss Piggy:
I spy because I care!

Kermit the Frog:
Well I care, too!

Miss Piggy:
Well why don't you say so?

Kermit the Frog:
I JUST DID!

Miss Piggy:
ALL RIGHT!

Roller Skater:
Keep the skates. Keep the skates. I don't use 'em anyway; I just like to run around in shorts.

Ronnie Crawford:
Well I told you... I want to do something different!

Bernard Crawford:
So put some Jell-O down your pants!

Martin Price:
Get back or the chicken gets it!

Miss Piggy:
Gonzo, is Camilla all right?

Gonzo:
Yeah, but I think we're engaged!

Miss Piggy:
Oh, dear Lord! Not jogging!

Animal:
WOMAN! WOMAN! WOMAN! WOMAN!

Animal:
WOMAN! Ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha!

Rowlf:
It's amazing. You speak Chinese like a native.

Janice:
I'll trade with anyone who has a Jacuzzi.

Fozzie Bear:
K-k-kermit...

Rizzo the Rat:
What's this supposed to be?

Pete:
Is grits! Grits! Hominy grits!

Rizzo the Rat:
How should I know how many? Count 'em yourself.

Statler:
Well, Waldorf, they finally made it to Broadway.

Waldorf:
Yes, and I already bought tickets.

Statler:
Are they good seats?

Waldorf:
Sure are. They're on the next train out of town.

Pete:
Rats want job. Frog want job. What next, penguins?

Penguin:
Can we have a job?

Penguin:
Well, excuse us for living!