A broken heart is the only damage for which there is no insurance.
I'm sure you're like me and most single guys, you commit a lot of time and energy to a relationship and then, boom, the big breakup happens and you're left holding the bag. Wouldn't it be nice if you had someone to hold the bag for you?
What are you talking about?
I'm talking about insurance. My company's been in the business almost seven years exclusively underwriting relationships. Mutual Love Life.