- Bone: Ok ladies it's time for the GRATUITOUS NUDITY! You supply the nudity, and we supply the gratuity! »
- Bone: This is the club I hang at. And the problem is I'm going to be walking in with a guy dressed as a waterbed. »
- Bone: What planet you from, sugar tits? Saturn with the rings around your head? »
- Casey: Have you ever tried to give a dog an Alka-Seltzer? »
- Casey: Oh, eat me.
Battle: What did you say?
Casey: Will we be stopping for lunch? »
- Casey: Oh, what are you so worried about? I'm not going to get girly bugs on you! »
- Casey: They send me out last. You get me, you've hit bottom. I'm the last cookie in the jar. »
- Casey: We've been driving around in circles for two hours. I'm getting dizzy. »
- Catfight: All I got to do now is find a one-legged nun walking a goat and I win! »
- Catfight: Look at that. A blue woman with a blue dog. »
- Giles: You used to be a school bus driver and now you want to drive limousines?
Casey: Woo - Baby! »
- Jenkins: A woman is a horrible goddamned thing to have around. »
- McBride: A woman says you and your friends tried to rape her... and her dog.
Casey: She was worth 20,000 points. »
- McBride: Don't get your nipples hard. you've got a long way to go before you're hired. »
- McBride: What are you doing?
Casey: I came for a job!
McBride: This is Brentwood Limousines Ltd.
Casey: I know, I came to be a driver.
McBride: Madame, if you continue masturbating my driver, you are going to be a murderer. »
- McBride: You're running a goddamned whorehouse on wheels, woman! I can't have that! »
- O'Brien: Damn it, man, what are you so hot and bothered about? Afraid she'll open her jacket and flash her titties at you? You couldn't handle that, could you?
Jenkins: I've seen enough titties in my time.
Moses: I haven't.
Moses: No such thing as a bad titty.
Jenkins: Goddamn it! There now! That's my point! The little bimbo hasn't been here an hour and all you hormone graveyards can talk about is nipples!
Moses: Didn't mention nipples. »
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