Ben:
I don't know about this... maybe she's not that type of girl?

Jason:
Of course she's that type of girl, they're all that type of girl, I'm that type of girl and I'm not even a girl.

Jason:
Producers are horrible people, they're bastards!... That's what makes them so attractive to women!

Fiona:
I'd love to see it

Jason:
There it is!

Fiona:
No I mean, actually go on it.

Jason:
Oh, he does'nt go on it much. He gets sea sick. He prefers staying at his hotel.

Schmuck Producer:
Your people have been telling my people... that's me... that we would be setting up a meeting.

'It Sucks' Producer:
"Revenge Of The Nerd Vampires!"... They get bullied, they suck back, they get the girl, she loves to get sucked!... Now if you tell me it sucks... I'll take it as a complement!