The usual way of the world is that sequels amount to thinner and thinner carbon copies of the original. But not in the case of Naked Gun movies, which only seemed to get funnier with each new entry. This third episode in the series finds Lieutenant Frank Drebin (Leslie Nielsen) retired from his police squad and married to the woman of his dreams (Priscilla Presley). But he is pressed back into action to infiltrate a group of terrorists who plan to blow up the Oscars. The filmmakers make hay with spoofs of prison films and, particularly, of the Oscars themselves, in an award-show send-up that includes such real-life stars as Raquel Welch and Pia Zadora--and Drebin being mistaken for Phil Donahue. The takeoff on the dreadful production numbers that always drag out the Academy Awards will have you howling. --Marshall Fine
You're all man. I like that in my men.
You're coming on to me big time, sister. You're preying on me like a kitten with a fresh mouse. And we got a problem.
No. You're Rocko's girl, and in my book that chapter's called "look but don't touch."
I could have two lovers.
Kinky. But I like my sex the way I play basketball, one on one with as little dribbling as possible.
How's my little boy? Getting along OK, sweetie?
As well as a heterosexual can in prison. I don't know how much longer I can take it. How's Tanya?
Tanya's the same. Milky, creamy skin, pouting red lips, firm buttocks, ample breasts, ears you want to stick your tongue into.
Ma, please. I'm gonna get guy cramps if you keep this up.
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