Joanna Leiningen:
If you knew anything about music, you'd know that the best piano is one that's been played.

Joanna Leiningen:
Everything I say seems to make things worse. I'm trying not to irritate you.

Christopher Leiningen:
I've noticed that. I find it irritating.

Commissioner:
Leiningen, you're up against a monster twenty miles long and two miles wide... forty square miles of agonizing death! You can't stop it!