National Lampoon Goes to the Movies 
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Stan Nagurski: I didn't want to say anything, but you're boring.
Stan Nagurski: Never stop anywhere you might have to get out the car
Stan Nagurski: Nagurski's Law Number Four: "Never go into a music store that's been cut into with an acetyline torch."
Brent Falcone: Oh boy... Oreos. Double cream.
Brent Falcone: Hi, Honey. I've been shot again.
Brent Falcone: Falcone's Law Number One: Let Nagurski do it.