Detective Cameron:
Well, girls, the good news is your dates are here.

Detective Cameron:
They're dead.

Detective Cameron:
Is this a homicide, or a bad B-movie?

Detective Cameron:
I suppose Rip Van Winkle would be the other body; where is it?

Sergeant Raimi:
The other body isn't here, sir.

Detective Cameron:
What? Did he have a date? Whaddya mean it isn't here?

Detective Cameron:
What's this?

Detective Landis:
It was a grad student. He was scheduled to work here this evening.

Detective Cameron:
Looks like he worked a little too hard, huh?

Detective Cameron:
Thrill me!

Sergeant Raimi:
Detective Cameron?

Detective Cameron:
No! Bozo the Clown!

Detective Cameron:
Thrill me.

Detective Cameron:
Corpses that have been dead for twenty-seven years do not get up and go for a walk by themselves!