Jesse Ventura, I've seen some selfish outfits before. But heh, this one takes the cake.
Mean Gene, how DARE you criticize how I dress? I dress for the occasion. And this is a stupidous occasion and I dress of course, stupidously!
Stupidously would have to be the word. Jesse, this has got to be the hottest ticket in town. This thing has been sold out for weeks!