Commentator #2:
Jesse Ventura, I've seen some selfish outfits before. But heh, this one takes the cake.

Commentator #1:
Mean Gene, how DARE you criticize how I dress? I dress for the occasion. And this is a stupidous occasion and I dress of course, stupidously!

Commentator #2:
Stupidously would have to be the word. Jesse, this has got to be the hottest ticket in town. This thing has been sold out for weeks!

Rip Thomas:
Rip 'em! Rip 'em! Rip 'em! Come on, Randy! Let's go, Charlie! We're gonna take on Jake Bullet!

Rip Thomas:
Randy!

Rip Thomas:
It's Harley and ME and YOU in the tree!

Rip Thomas:
I WON'T be around when this check clears!