Scott:
It's that slimeball RJ!

Scott:
Stick with me, guys; you'll never go hungry.

Scott:
Beat it, Brucey! Go home and play with your wooden dolly!

Scott:
Why me?

Scott:
Hey, who peed in the pool?

Tom Stillwell:
Oh can't I? I think you're forgetting whose house this is!

RJ Madison:
Don't worry, RJ will provide.

RJ Madison:
Hey, ain't no shelves built to stop THIS dancin' machine.

Frank:
Hey, don't worry, I'm nobody's lunch.

Dean Ramsay:
L.A. karate... I'm impressed.

Jason Stillwell:
This is a nice dojo, I'll probably join.

Jason Stillwell:
(shaking Kelly violently) Yeah, right!

Ivan:
I'm the best!

Ivan:
So it is you, the son, is it not?

Ivan:
You're good.

Jason Stillwell:
I get better.