I think I do remember hearing somethin' on TV about colon cleansin'. They say everyone should have one. I'm thinkin' about gettin' me an appointment and go down and get my colon cleansed thoroughly.
You want your colon cleansed? Fine, I'm gonna clean mine!
There, my colon is clean. My colon is squeaky clean!
I know you're going to be perfect and you know how I know all these things? Because if you're not perfect, forget the yelling and the screaming and the firing. I'm going to kill you. And I don't mean that as a euphemism, I am going to literally kill you. I'm going to strangle you and choke off your air supply until you pass away.