Odd Couple: Together Again 
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Felix: Oscar's in the hos---what hospital?
Murray: Columbia Presbyterian, but he begged me not to tell you.
Felix: He tells you, but he doesn't tell me, his best friend. I guess he doesn't want to worry me.
Murray: He doesn't want to *see* you.
Felix: The man's been divorced twice, Oscar.
Oscar: Be careful, Felix. A lot of people have been divorced. Jeannie was divorced, you're divorced.
Felix: That's different.
Oscar: I'm divorced.
Felix: Well, I wouldn't want my daughter to marry you either.
Felix: You sound terrible.
Oscar: No kidding, I just had my throat circumcised!