Mrs. Winslow:
How can you be so disrespectful of your father's memory?

Harriet Winslow:
I'm not being disrespectful, Mother. I'm being honest. From now on, I'm gonna be honest with my father's memory.

Gen. Tomas Arroyo:
Do you want to drink with me?

Ambrose Bierce:
I thought you didn't drink.

Gen. Tomas Arroyo:
Oh, I don't drink with the living. But tonight I come to visit the dead, to celebrate with them. Do you visit your dead ones, amigo?

Ambrose Bierce:
No, but sometimes they come to visit me.