One Angry Dwarf2001
Alright Russell, you've spent the last 17 years of your life dicking around, taking whatever life gave you and just waiting for something good to come along. It's time to put an end to that. It's time to be a man. It's time to get some goddamn confidence! You need to go out there, and ask that girl to the party. And then, like the Phoenix rising from the ashes, a new Russell Fenton will emerge to take the women of the world by storm! Go get 'em, you f***in' pimp!