Edgar Bergen:
Ok, magic boy, let's see who you really are.

Slave in the Magic Mirror:
What is it, son of the sapling?

Edgar Bergen:
I'll ignore that.

Edgar Bergen:
I've never told you the story of Alice in Wonderland, have I?

Charlie McCarthy:
No, I've been lucky so far.

Edgar Bergen:
Well, once upon a time,

Charlie McCarthy:
Here we go...

Edgar Bergen:
There was a child named Alice. She was a little girl.

Charlie McCarthy:
Say you have done research, haven't you?

Edgar Bergen:
One summer day she was seated on a riverbank, and she began to feel drowsy.

Charlie McCarthy:
Well, she should have watched where she was sitting. Or did you say drowsy?

Edgar Bergen:
What's the matter Mortimer, car sick?

Mortimer Snerd:
No, I'm sick.

Co-host:
Mortimer, you musn't be afraid of people. Goodness, I'm only a girl.

Mortimer Snerd:
That's the worst kind.