Wile E. Coyote:
Allow me to introduce myself, my name is Mud.

Bugs Bunny:
And remember, Mud spelled backwards is Dum.

Wile E. Coyote:
Allow me to introduce myself. My name is Wile E. Coyote, genius. I am not selling anything nor am I working my way through college, so let's get down to basics, you are a rabbit and I am going to eat you for supper. Now don't try to get away, I am more muscular, more cunning, faster and larger than you are and I am a genius, while you could hardly pass the entrance examinations to kindergarten, so I'm going to give you the customary two minutes to say your prayers.

Bugs Bunny:
Sorry, Mac, the lady of the house ain't home and besides, we mailed you people a check last week.

Bugs Bunny:
I have come to give myself up on account of I cannot compete no more against such genius.

Wile E. Coyote:
A wise decision, my friend. You have saved yourself from a fate worse than the frying pan.

Bugs Bunny:
I just have one last request. I have made my last will and testament, and need a witness to make it official.

Wile E. Coyote:
Why certainly!, I'll be glad to! Such an amateurish atempt upon my person.

Wile E. Coyote:
Being a genius certainly has its advantages.

Wile E. Coyote:
Wile E. Coyote, Supergenius. I like the way it rolls out. Wile E. Coyote, Supergenius.