Do you know what your problem is? You live here. You're jaded. What you need is an outsider from let's say..O...hio! See, in the last 24 hours I have experienced more in this city that most people who have lived here their whole lives! I climbed to the top of a luxury hotel! Not in the elevator! On the actual hotel itself! And then I fell...in love with my wife all over again. And then...I had sex in front of the mayor! I mean, where else can all of this stuff happen! Only in New York!
Can you say that again?
What the whole thing, or the tagline for your new campaign "Only in New York" which I copyrighted with the image of the Statue of Liberty giving a high five to a family of tourists?
Can I have a donut?