Dorothy:
Where the fuck is the yellow brick road?

Tin Man:
Well why did you give him the map? You know he doesn't even have a brain!

Cowardly Lion:
Don't you even fucking start!

Dorothy Gale:
All we've got to do is follow the yellow brick road. Where the fuck is the yellow brick road?

Dorothy Gale:
I want to apologize to the Lion's mom and to the tin man's mom and to the scarecrow's mom. To Auntie Em and Toto. I want to apologize because I can't get the lens off "zoom"!

Dorothy Gale:
Come up here, quick!

Scarecrow:
What? What is it?

Scarecrow:
Oh, that's not so scary.

Scarecrow:
Are you sure you don't have the map?

Dorothy Gale:
Yes, I don't have the map.

Scarecrow:
Dorothy, that is so not cool.

Dorothy Gale:
I know it's not cool.

Scarecrow:
Dorothy, that is so not cool.

Dorothy Gale:
I know it's not cool.

Scarecrow:
Dorothy, that is so not cool.

Dorothy Gale:
I know it's not cool.

Scarecrow:
Dorothy, that is so not cool.

Dorothy Gale:
I know it's not cool.