Oliver:
This is your son's baby.

Eddie "Steamboat":
Oh, blackmailers, huh?

Oliver:
What do we do with this stuff?

Oliver:
Hey, how much would you charge me to haunt a house?

Oliver:
Well, looks like we're in it. Gee, I wish I could go.

Stan:
Go where?

Oliver:
Why to war!

Stan:
Why can't ya go?

Oliver:
There you are, I knew you'd take that selfish attitude. I'd go in a minute if it wasn't for my flat feet!

Oliver:
Why didn't you tell me it was you?

Stan:
It was so dark, I didn't think you would hear me.