Hey! How'd you get here?
Quit it! We are in the presence of the Pagemaster.
I know who he is. He's the guy who did all this to me! Do you have any idea what I've been through?
I was nearly torn to shreds by a crazy doctor, I was made a slave to a bunch of mangy pirates, and eaten - Got that? - eaten by a fire-breathing dragon!
He don't mean it, my Pagemaster. He don't mean it.
Not to mention being tossed, squashed, and scared practically to death!
Yet you stand before me.
Think, boy. What kind of an adventure would you have had if I brought you here with the turn of a page?