Jerry Riviera:
This is the girl of my dreams, and the job of my dreams! Camp Chipmunk, here I come!

Ned-man:
How did you pay for camp? Food stamps?

D.A.:
Hey listen dick-breath, I don't have a rich mommy and daddy to pay for me. I earned my way.

Winslow:
Unless I'm mistaken, this is a wild herb known as 'Angelica Vulgaris'.

D.A.:
So?

Winslow:
Well, the Greeks and Romans believed that certain herbs had medicinal and mystical powers. If I'm right, this plant is supposed to be an aphrodesiac.

D.A.:
How strong is it?

Winslow:
I've heard that it makes spanish fly look like sea salt.