Col. Douglas Mortimer:
I generally smoke just after I eat, why don't you come back in about ten minutes?

Wild, The Hunchback:
...Ten minutes you'll be smoking in Hell...

Train Conductor:
Tickets. Tickets, please. Tickets. Tickets. Thank you. Tickets.

Monco:
Tell me, isn't sheriff supposed to be corageous, loyal, abd above all, honest?

Monco:
Think you people need a new sheriff.

Nino:
Slim. A change of plan.

Slim, member of Indio's gang:
What is it Nino?

Nino:
Indio wants you to...

Nino:
Here are your guns without bullets. And listen don't let Indio find you both around.

El Indio:
When the music ends, pick up your gun. Go ahead and shoot me Colonel. Just try.