Did you happen to see my dad's truck in the driveway when you drove up? It's the one with the large crapper on the top of it. It doesn't say Matthew's Septic on it Kyle. It says Matthew *and Son's* Septic. If I don't get into Maryland my life is shit... literally. And its not even my own shit!
If you could do anything with your life and money was no object, what would you do?
Anything at all? Well, when I was a kid I used to play this video game for hours, Street Fighter 2. And I remember thinking "You know, people get paid to do this - to think of the game and create the characters." Like there's this one character Blanka; he's like half human and half lizard who eats his opponents. Well ya know he either zaps them with lightning or he... bites their faces off.
It's pretty cool huh?
So you'd design video games?
Nah, I'd kinda like to be Blanka.
Remember when you said that you were great at being Sandy's boyfriend? Well, you weren't.
That's nice, Francesca. Why don't you just rub it in a little...
You weren't great at being some girl's boyfriend, Matty. You just found someone who would let you be OK with yourself.