Peter Gunn:
But if he was working for Amatti, why didn't he shoot Spiros?... If he was my fairy godmother, why didn't he shoot Spiros?

Lieutenant Jacoby:
What's Bernice doing in Crete, anyway?

Peter Gunn:
You'll have to ask Zorba.

Lieutenant Jacoby:
Who's Zorba?

Peter Gunn:
You'll have to ask Bernice.

Peter Gunn:
What's so special about jelly doughnuts?

Lieutenant Jacoby:
...The jelly.

Det. Russo:
Who's she?

Peter Gunn:
My secretary.

Maggie:
Maggie.

Det. Russo:
What happened to Bernice?

Rusty:
In Crete.

Peter Gunn:
Visiting Zorba's parents.

Lieutenant Jacoby:
You saw the shooters?

Peter Gunn:
No.

Lieutenant Jacoby:
Then how did you know they were working for Catulis?

Peter Gunn:
A natural assumption.

Lieutenant Jacoby:
You assumed?

Peter Gunn:
Yeah. Wouldn't you?

Lieutenant Jacoby:
Yeah.

Lieutenant Jacoby:
You couldn't do that again in a million years.

Peter Gunn:
Well, hopefully, I won't have to...