Petticoat Planet 
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Delia Westwood: I have nothing against men. I think every woman should own one.
Sheriff Sarah Parker: You don't wanna spend the rest of your life with Delia Westwood - she smells like a horse.
Steve Rogers: As much as I'd like to live out this beer commercial, I've got responsibilities.
Lily: You're treating him like a side of potatoes!
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