Curtis:
Hey, bud. How was your second date with the mysterious "Jay," huh?

Trevor:
A dud. Big time! I mean, once I got past the sexy eyes, the gorgeous cheekbones, I saw the squid beneath the skin!

Curtis:
Oh, what a drag!

Trevor:
You're telling me! He spent half the evening picking apart Bela Lugosi's acting, and the other half staring at his own bad self in the bathroom mirror!

Curtis:
He doesn't like Bela?

Trevor:
Mmm, mmm.

Curtis:
Well piss on him, then!

Curtis:
I didn't kill anyone.

Jocelyn:
Are you alright, Curtis? You're acting really weird.

Curtis Craig:
Oh geez, I'm sorry, Joc! I guess finding disembowled dead guys in my cubicle just throws me right the fuck off!

Curtis:
Oh Blob, I wish I knew what's going on