Phil the Alien 
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Madame Madame: You mean you lied to me?
Sammy the Alien: Many, many times.
Jimmy: Tell them what you told me.
Phil the Alien: I like whiskey.
Jimmy: No, after that.
Phil the Alien: On my planet, there is no violence.
Ginger: That's so inspiring.
Phil the Alien: Except for twice a year when the weather changes, and then there is a brief period of ultra-violence.
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