Tragedy Row:
Hey, Paradise, I think I seen this guy on t.v. but I can't remember if he's a singer or an evangelist.

Paradise Alley:
I don't care what he is! Who are you and where's Sylvius?

Dave Speed:
I know who I am and I know who you are. But do you know who he is?

Willy Dunlop:
Get 'em up there!

Dave Speed:
There's illegal gambling going on inside that truck!

Willy Dunlop:
Now I'm not saying they weren't counterfit fish, but even if they were, there's no law against it. Or is there?

The Chief:
You're the one who gave him only five minutes to get here.

Willy Dunlop:
Well, then he's got an answering service! That's what he's got!

Dave Speed:
That's not true, Sarge.

The Chief:
I remember one time in police college I painted myslef green and pretended to be a martian!

Willy Dunlop:
Yeah, that's great chief.

Dave Speed:
(After flushing money down the toilet) These days money really goes down the drain.